"One Sweet Day.."

Why the f was there a dead bird jus chillin on the bench by our front door?

Vapin with my bootyful gf. #yeezy #newshit #honeydew #PlatinumVapes @platinumvapes

(Source: Spotify)

Wishin I could spoil my mommy today like everyone else. #HappyMothersDay mommy. I love you n miss you so much. (at Lima Family Morturary)

O. I’m scurrrd. >.< (at European Wax Center)

Bitches be like..oh hi!

This sexy ass girl picked me up offa my corner to have lunch with me. How sweat. (at Cheese Taster Delicatessen)

Aww that’s so sweet! A girl proposing to her man in the bathroom stall. ♥

#honeyberry #phonebangin #honeybread #greenteaicecream

#DrSeuss

onemindarmy:

“Hey, I’m Arnold.”

underlays:

best message i’ve ever gotten

(Source: underlays)

mutaharu:

play with us squidward

trainer-vortex:

ＴＲＥＥＳＴＡＲＳ

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